His hair's scraped thin across the top of his head He's got a Joe Rogan T-shirt and his name is Ed Started trading in crypto, he lives with his Mum He said he's pro eugenics but it's just for fun Ed hasn't showered in a week and doesn't think we can tell But there's a fairly wide berth on account of the smell Might seem to outsiders like he's pretty shy Little do they know that this is no ordinary guy He's The Truth Rider The Truth Rider You better run, run, run Ed says he finds most modern music an affront to the ears He's into Radiohead, at least their earlier years You wouldn't like his film-taste, it's too Avant Garde Works every conversation round to Jean-Luc Godard He's never met a woman that was worthy of him Or found the motivation needed to workout at a gym His calculated indifference could be perceived as a frown But in internet circles he's achieved quite some renown As The Truth Rider The Truth Rider Eddie once fell in love With a sweet girl From halfway round the world She that she felt the same She'd love to take the plane So he transferred her the fare And never heard from her again The Truth Rider The Truth Rider The Truth Rider The Truth Rider You better run, run, run