I wake up broken, in a daze My goose cooked I feel like hell I might have egg dripping off of my face But that don't explain the smell I drained the bar completely dry I bit off more than I could chew But tell me what good is a cake If you can't eat it too? I feel my head's being cracked wide open This dog-bite might be my end I say I'll learn my lessons and don't then We serve up breakfast of champions again, again, again and again It seems I got my just desserts By mid-morning I'm still stale A cigarette to save my life I'm drinking coffee by the pale I feel my head's being cracked wide open This dog-bite might be my end I say I'll learn my lessons and don't then We serve up breakfast of champions again, again, again and again Te explico Unas tostaditas Unas rodajas de tomate Un rico hummus picante Una magia de orégano virgen Y un jugo de naranjilla Que rico ese juguito de naranjilla I feel my head's being cracked wide open This dog-bite might be my end I say I'll learn my lessons and don't then We serve up breakfast of champions again, again, again and again