Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom tonight Spooky, scary skeletons speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood You only want to socialize, but they don't think we should 'Cause spooky, scary skeletons shout startling, shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus and just won't leave you be Spirits supernatural are shy, what's all the fuss? But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious Spooky, scary skeletons are silly all the same They'll smile and scrabble slowly by, and drive you so insane Sticks and stones will break your bones, they seldom let you snooze Spooky, scary skeletons will wake you with a boo But as I see them skulk on by, I can't help feeling sad Could letting these guys socialize really be that bad? 'Cause spooky, scary skeletons truly do mean well So I can't help but wonder why, we doomed them all to hell