The man in stripes and glasses! The man in stripes and glasses! The man in stripes and glasses shouted "Where am I?" Before a giant cartoon magnifying glass invaded from the sky And made a red and white bespectacled skeleton out of the poor guy Well, we never got his name Or a very good look We collected his remains in a box of books Well, we took the books out first Arranged them best to worst Just as a waste of time And then we put the bones in alphabetically Sealed it up hermetically And never ever spoke of it again But every single night We see a red and white bespectacled skeleton In the corner of our eye The man in stripes and glasses was dead! Dead Dead! (Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!) Forever (Muahahaha!) Laugh (Ahh!) Scream (Whooo) Wind (Oooh!) Ghosts (Err... pwoof!) Creaky door (Ahh! Ahh!) Amputation (Awoo!) Wolf (Nyahahaha!)