Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some bombastic
Romantic, fantastic lover
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C'mon, c'mon, bring it down!
Haha, summer 2020!
Smooth, just like the silk
Soft and cuddly, hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover, no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique, yah know me well-built
Oh me, oh my, well, well, can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal, you captivate my body, put me under a spell
With your Khus Khus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only one girl that can ring my bell
And I could take rejection, so you tell me, "Go to hell"
I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
And me fantastic, she touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
Gee wheeze, baby, please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't feel like drive, well, baby, hand me the keys
I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom, haha! Baby, please
Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might, "ha-choo", sneeze
Well, you are the bun and me a cheese
If me are the rice, baby, you are the peas
I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
And me fantastic, she touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
And me fantastic, she touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
No, no
No, no
I am fucking Mr. Boombastic!
Mr. Boombastic!
Yeah!
Mr. Boombastic!
Fuck yeah! Blegh!
Would you like to kiss and caress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest?
I'm boombastic, rated as the best
The best you should get, nothing more, nothing less (yo, yo, let's go!)
I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
And me fantastic, she touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
And me fantastic, she touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom