No more dirty dishes in the sink when I come home I don't have to worry if I'll spend the night alone I can go to sleep and leave my record player on You're not there to hear me if I cry There's no way to say how much your leavin' turned me on I get so excited when I realize you're gone You're just like another verse in some old country song I got tired of singin' long ago I don't even miss you when I go to bed at night Gee it's great to know that I'll win each and every fight No one's arms to hold me after I turn out the light And I don't even miss you anymore I don't have to feed the dog or take the garbage out It don't matter if the neighbors hear me when I shout Since you're gone there's not much that I have to think about I'm so happy being all alone There's no more dirty dishes... (Lord I feel so good tonight) [ Horns ] (Yeah and it's great to be single again)