I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore Even though I know what all his daddy done before Hank weighs close to 200 pounds and he stands about 6 foot 4 And it's hard to call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore Just a little bit of Waylon sure goes a long way But old Tex Ritter rode his horse and that was hell to pay Willie said,"Don't nobody lay a hand on the bay Jimmie Rodgers is the only reason that I'm standin' here today" And I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore Even though I know what all his daddy done before Hank weighs close to 200 pounds and he stands about 6 foot 4 And it's hard to call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore Dickey betts Hank sang it all right from the heart, took the whole world by surprise Stood right next to Elvis in Memphis and looked him straight in the eyes Ten years later young Bocephus busted through the door And I just can't call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore Even though I know what all his daddy done before Hank weighs close to 200 pounds and he stands about 6 foot 4 And it's hard to call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore From Alabama young Bocephus busted through the door And I just can't call Hank Williams Junior Junior anymore