Some folks feel inebriation should be saved for celebrations Holidays, special occasions See I do not agree I believe intoxication should not require invitation To something like a graduation or I don't know New Year's Eve I believe if there's a bottle to be popped You should pop it on the spot 2 a.m. or 2 o'clock in the afternoon Shots you should never turn 'em down Who knows how long we'll be around For these rounds So while you're livin' Quit the thinking do some drinking Do some drinking All you straight laced people Past your judjement Hate on nonchalant consumption I suggest an attitude adjustment And a jager bomb I believe if there's a bottle to be popped You should pop it on the spot 2 a.m. or 2 o'clock in the afternoon Shots you should never turn 'em down Who knows how long we'll be around For these rounds So while you're livin' Quit the thinkin' do some drinking Do some drinking Nothing like some random rum Bacardi boredom What the hell with most the morning Nothing else to do so pour 'em Have some fun come on I believe if there's a bottle to be popped You should pop it on the spot I believe if there's a bottle to be popped You should pop it on the spot 2 a.m. or 2 o'clock in the afternoon Shots you should never turn 'em down Who knows how long we'll be around For these rounds So while you're livin' quit the thinking I believe if there's a bottle to be popped You should pop it on the spot 2 a.m. or 2 o'clock in the afternoon Shots you should never turn 'em down Who knows how long we'll be around For these rounds So while you're living quit the living Quit the thinking do some drinking Do some drinking