David's got a lot of opinions He's a government bureaucrat Sally's echoin' his position Got me questionin' their intellect Throw my two cents in to stir the pot Heads explode in devil's advocate I came to make some friends but all I got Were half a phonies here That want me bought Or maybe shot Why do I always have to be the smartest guy in the room I run my mouth and put my foot in it My friends all say I'm full of it I've never had a taste of humble pie, I'm immune You know its hard for me somеtimes When you're thе smartest guy ♪ I can't hold down a relationship It's hard to click with someone so obtuse I'm always carryin' this shoulder chip I've always gotta have somethin' to prove Now there's this chick here that I really dig We hit it off after I made my move I crashed my car going down easy street I had to go critique the feminemisty Now she thinks I am a creep Why do I always have to be the smartest guy in the room I run my mouth and put my foot in it My friends all say I'm full of it I've never had a taste of humble pie, I'm immune You know its hard for me sometimes When you're the smartest guy ♪ You know I've never had a taste of humble pie, I'm immune Why do I always have to be the smartest guy in the room I run my mouth and put my foot in it My friends all say I'm full of it It's hard for me sometimes When you're the smartest guy When you're the smartest guy When one's the smartest guy Thou art the smartest guy I am the smartest guy