Okay, here we go ♪ Milo is our family dog, he's just about fifteen He could be a freshman in high school But he can't get up the stairs at night and he can hardly see Everybody else's dogs are dying, too What a misty night up in the valley What a shitty party, there's no booze Nothing ever has a good finale But that's old news Me and all my friends have got the blues ♪ Order up another beer at Barney's Eatery Grab a corner booth and sit a while Cranin' up our necks so we can all see the TV Watch an ad for Prozac, crack a smile What a crowded Thursday night in Hollywood What a stupid choice to wear new shoes The Met's are in the bottom ninth and they're not looking good They're gonna lose Me and all my friends have got the blues ♪ What do you do when you've been runnin' out of dreams? Our better days are all behind us, so it seems It's not the living, it's the moments in between I know, it's hard What a thrilling session for my therapist What a time worn story that we choose We're a couple twenty somethings and we're scared of it This life, platitude Me and all my friends have got the blues