I can tell what's going to happen If we sit too long Where the light's too dim and the drink's too strong We'll hear the song But we'll have to say no thanks We ain't too old yet Honey let's get up and dance We can waltz we can tango We can mambo we can hop We can monkey we can swim We can stroll and we can slop We can move to the jingle Of the change that's in my pants No we ain't too old yet Honey let's get up and dance The room's full of people And they look beat down Bloodhound eyes, drinkin' clowns Too many people, too little chance it scares me to death Honey let's get up and dance We can wear out these chairs Have nothin' but our names We can tell someone our troubles But we'll have 'em just the same You can read all about it in a book Or you can take a chance No we ain't too old yet Honey let's get up and dance