When I feel like I don't understand I take myself to thise North African sands Find a trenchcoat and a cigarette Find the man that nobody forgets When this world gets too confused I say, What would Humphrey Bogart do? With Louis the Frenchman standing near Looks like they're seein' it all to clear What would Humphrey Bogart do? What would Humphrey Bogart do? Ask Louis the Frenchman, ask him too What would Bogey do? Humphrey don't like people keepin' you down Talkin' big and kickin' you 'round Might lose the girl but he wins the heart Seems to know from the very start Yes, I go down to those North African sands Down to the Cafe American When there's nothing but questions and I'm all confused I say What would Humphery Bogart do? What would Humphery Bogart do? Ask Louis the Frenchman, ask him too What would Bogey do?