Today, I blew off a plan with the friends So I can turn down the blinds And switch off the light And flick open the screen of my 2008 Lenovo ThinkPad laptop That I bought from the store for about 20 bucks Half the keyboard is missing And the top left hand's corner of the screen Is chewed and bitten from the puppies I had In year eight with mum and dad And now I'm holding on To the TV remote So that I can devote half of my life To something I know won't hurt me Because I wanna watch a movie My therapist says it's a way that I deal with reality But in actuality, Wes Anderson is my best friend Tarantino, he is my uncle and Elliot Page in that movie called Juno And apparently did you know that I'm more emotionally invested In uber feminine pulp fiction That's just the picture that I painted for myself And now I'm holding on To the TV remote So that I can devote half of my life To something I know won't hurt me Because I wanna watch And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life) And it's eating up my life And now I'm holding on To the TV remote So that I can devote half of my life To something I know won't hurt me Because I wanna watch a movie ♪ Tomorrow I will blow off a plan with the friends So I can turn down the blinds And switch off the lights