But there's a test that I know I can pass When I take it I always get a blast 'Cause I'm more fertile More fertile than you I'm more fertile More fertile than you When I use a condom It always breaks Birth control pills Don't do a thing 'Cause I'm more fertile More fertile than you I'm more fertile More fertile than you I'm more fertile More fertile than you I'm more fertile More fertile than you I've got eggs by the dozen And you've got none I've got eggs round a dozen Me want some