Bitten by the bed bug, she slipped in the slime Said I remember, everything was fine Had the boys wrapped around your fingers back in your prime You used to play the violin thinking everything divine How long must you play With your pins and needles The wrong prick will take you away Like it or now This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand Always digging for gold in all the wrong places A brown nose and a dirty smile, you better wash it off your face Junk is your religion, it's the only thing that makes you pray You used to look like Marilyn now you look through a window pane How long must you play With your pins and needles The wrong prick will take you away Believe it or not This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid dances with the leeches, they walk hand in hand You stumble down the road that appears, that's perfectly clear Sit back and watch your world slowly crumble and disappear