Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Ninety-nine per cent is great, The other one percent I hate, Little things keep bugging in my head Wake up calls, smack and that, Fashion cafe, friendly fire, GMTV, Darker mornings and pay per view, litter dropping I made a list, I got the lot and all That stuff is all on top It's not fair but I don't care not me Rocky Five, Indie shite, KKK, number crunching, bungee jumping, Paying taxes, pavement cracks, Car alarms, dinosaurs and protest songs are- Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Bad idea Give me a B-A-D-I Give me a D-E-A... BAD IDEA! Bad idea, bad idea Bad idea, bad idea You put your hands under my shirt Undid my bra and said these words "Darling, you're so pretty, it hurts" You pushed me up against my wall Threw my clothes down on the floor You said "Darling, are you ready for more?" It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea to think I could stop Was such a bad idea, I can't get enough