She reminds me of a spider Sitting there with such serenity Maybe I'll just go sit by her And see if she's poisonous Wrap me up in your sweet appendages Wrape me up in your sweet appendages She smiles and reaches out to me She's got nice hands but they're kind of sticky Maybe you should take a wash dear She says maybe you should come with me Come on crawl up the wall Come on roll me into a ball And who am I to call her a spider But who is she to call me an insect No two pieces fit perfectly together But I think I'm stuck in this web forever Well I know I'm not the first one And I know I'm not the last one It's a world of ruthless abandon Where your next meal could be your present companion Wrap me up in your sweet mandibles Roll me around on your tongue Come on crawl up the wall Come on roll me into a ball