Yes she was young
And lovely, tall and tan
And yes, she stole my boyfriend
I'm not happy I won't pretend
She may be dumb
But I was even dumber
How could I not see
That my boyfriend was
Just a man in the end
Everything that comes out of her mouth
Starts with the words "I was like"
"I mean I was like 'Oh my god!'"
Oh how could my man with a PhD
Left me for this girl who's all looks
She looks and looks
Yet she can not see anything
Everything that comes out of her mouth
Starts with the words "I was like"
"I mean I was like 'Oh my god!'"
Somebody shut her up
Somebody shut her up
Somebody, please...
She says "just because I'm hot,
It doesn't mean that I can not
Sing, think, talk, argue
Anything you can do
I can do better than you
You know it!"
I have lost my self esteem
I have lost my self esteem
Eveything I believed in
Left me now, left me somehow
She took it all away from me,
Now I know that I must be
Stronger and wiser
Go, consult a hair dresser
I underestimated the power she had
It was a big lesson for me
But it's enough
Please, somebody shut her up
Somebody shut her up
Somebody shut her up
Somebody, please!
Ask yourself one day if she comes your way
Are you gonna be ready for this
So go ahead and buy those shoes
Now...