When I finally die, won't you bury me in The same suit that you married her in? Tell them I was murdered, murdered by a gun Found, taken down by my long lost son And tell them I was loved That you always loved me I know you didn't But spare them the vision Of me in my kitchen Six weeks past extinction Photo in my hands that are cold as your mother's Of two children laughing before they got gutted And now they're a crime scene They're proof of a story A story I sell page by page, door to door, I A story I sell page by page, door to door, I It's a story I sell door to door ♪ I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and ♪ (Two, three, four) Now every night, I dream of new answers Of crying in limousines, of faking brain cancer Please tell them I was eaten by monsters in caves That they spat up my bones and I could not be saved And tell them you're so happy that you got to know me I know you didn't, but it's better than showing me Covered in ants in my room on the floor Still clutching that same old plastic horse I don't need to know much as long as I am sure I don't need to know much as long as I am sure I don't need to know much as long as I am sure And I'm always ♪ I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and