I won't write you a love song No I won't write a love song I fell in love with a girl, how cliche We met when I was just seventeen, she was eighteen I know that makes a big difference in writing these days But making me self aware makes it sound cooler to say She's never been with a boy, that's hearsay She doesn't even know my last name but its okay Or maybe I should sing about how she saw me first But that wouldn't sound as cool as lying right through my shirt I'd write you a love song But say nothing new They're all overdone And we both know they're not true It's the same old same old same old things Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings So I won't write you a love song No I won't write you a love song (Tell me more, tell me more) She wanted knocking off her feet but I'm a nice guy Took me half a week to ask her out and I don't know why I thought I could be that guy I don't wanna kill the mood Don't know what to tell you But I got your name tattooed (What, stop, wait) Now I'm confused I thought that's what you wanted Now my chorus is screwed I'd write you a love song But say nothing new They're all overdone And we both know they're not true It's the same old same old same old things Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings So I won't write you a love song No I won't write you a love song No I won't write you a love No I won't write you a love song Cause it's the same old same old same old things Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings So I won't write you a love song No I won't write you a love song