Cruising with the pirates Booze & fighting Til they cut me in half And my mad-scientist-psychiatrist is sewing me back It's not the safest, but I'm safeish So foul Clothing spoiled Music stained I'm spineless Dirty lens Out of frame I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space I might try to take a ride From the tiger behind the counter at the drugstore I might take my eyes off the prize For a moment just to see what I encounter Faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Sipping on the notion all my potions really drove you away Not quite an exorcist, but I'm damn good at damning good things It's not the safest, but man I'm pretty safeish So foul Clothing spoiled Music stained I'm spineless Dirty lens Out of frame I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space I might try to take a ride From the tiger behind the counter at the drugstore I might take my eyes off the prize For a moment just to see what I encounter Faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in Faking it just doesn't feel like home Faking it just doesn't feel like home Faking it just doesn't feel like home