I wanna be the one you drunk text first
When you're outta beer at 3AM
At some shitty house party in South Philly
I wanna be your drunk text romance
Textualize me
Bike home drunk with me on speaker
Just kidding, don't do that, please
This is a song about sexting (It is that stupid)
Don't you know anything? (Might fall off your face)
(Don't you know anything?)
Just bike home and go to sleep (That I won't get to kiss you)
'Cause that'd be cool and safe (This time I see you)
(Or I could, but it'd be weird) Text me in the morning, though
Or whatever
Act like I care
Oh, I don't, oh-oh
I don't, but just text me in the morning
(Just text me in the morning anyways)
When you're feeling better
(When you're feeling better we can talk or something)
I wanna be your drunk text romance
Next morning nonsense quick call before bed
Quick call before bed (Quick call before you go to bed)
(That's how I like your voice so much)
I wanna be your drunk text romance (And it is so cute)
Next morning nonsense quick call before bed (And you're so nice)
Quick call before bed (Man, I don't know what I'd do)
Quick call before bed
Just text me in the morning
When you're feeling better
I guess