I wanna be the one you drunk text first When you're outta beer at 3AM At some shitty house party in South Philly I wanna be your drunk text romance Textualize me Bike home drunk with me on speaker Just kidding, don't do that, please This is a song about sexting (It is that stupid) Don't you know anything? (Might fall off your face) (Don't you know anything?) Just bike home and go to sleep (That I won't get to kiss you) 'Cause that'd be cool and safe (This time I see you) (Or I could, but it'd be weird) Text me in the morning, though Or whatever Act like I care Oh, I don't, oh-oh I don't, but just text me in the morning (Just text me in the morning anyways) When you're feeling better (When you're feeling better we can talk or something) I wanna be your drunk text romance Next morning nonsense quick call before bed Quick call before bed (Quick call before you go to bed) (That's how I like your voice so much) I wanna be your drunk text romance (And it is so cute) Next morning nonsense quick call before bed (And you're so nice) Quick call before bed (Man, I don't know what I'd do) Quick call before bed Just text me in the morning When you're feeling better I guess