You got a square necklace to hold your prayers You eat all day to lose your cares The foxiest lady that I've ever seen And you got the right 'cause you're Mabel King Dee and Raj are by your side In the kitchen you run and hide Twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you Dee ate all the apples too Oh that necklace will keep you sane In your twinkie-less hour it won't forsake Raj's glasses don't help him see Just on him to please you and me Mabel King you are my savior! Mabel King I'll be your slave Wait on you foot and hand Shout it out loud all over the land Mabel King, you are the queen The hottest babe on the 70's scene With that square necklace that you wear And your foxy bouffant hair Mabel King, you are the queen The hottest babe on the 70's scene With that square necklace that you wear And your foxy bouffant hair You could have been a school aide instead But then Mr. Thomas couldn't give you head Mabel King you are the best Especially when you're undressed There you're sitting on the toilet Thinkin' 'bout chicken You're gonna boil it Butt cheeks spead all over the seat For you taking a shit ain't no neat Mabel King, you are the queen The hottest babe on the 70's scene With that square necklace that you wear And your foxy bouffant hair Mabel King, you are the queen The hottest babe on the 70's scene With that square necklace that you wear And your foxy bouffant hair Wow! You got a square necklace to hold your prayers You eat all day to lose your cares The foxiest lady that I've ever seen And you got the right 'cause you're Mabel King Mabel King, yeah! Mabel Rock!