Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts, I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some Brunch, But this question keep comin' up! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I hear that lunch bell ringin'!