It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
At the races, in the stands
In the chairs, we're going there
At the races there's TV
With the pictures of ponies
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
We're walking in the park
And a leaf falls out of the sky
And you wonder why
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Don't stop doing that dance
And take off those unnecessary pants
If you stop, you know I can't
Live, I just couldn't stand it
At the races, in the stands
In the chairs, we're going there
At the races there's TV
With the pictures of ponies
At the races, in the stands
In the chairs, we're going there
At the races there's TV
With the pictures of ponies
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
It's not easy when you're me
You think that
When you stop to smell a rose
Outside the windows
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Do that dance, you slut
Don't stop doing that dance
And take off those unnecessary pants
If you stop, you know I can't
Live, I just couldn't stand it
At the races, in the stands
In the chairs, we're going there
At the races there's TV
With the pictures of ponies