Oh dear, what can the matter be? I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. I know who's hidin' in there! My name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close. I'll tell ye a story. I promise it's nae boast. During the power cut, I saw a big ghost. Naebody knows that he's there. Oh dear, what can the matter be? I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. I know who's hidin' in there! He'd two big red eyes. On his head was a dent, man; Big hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man. My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man, But I know who's hiding in there. Oh dear, what can the matter be? I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. I know who's hidin' in there!