I first met Mary when she climbed in the back of my motorcar She was hitch hiking up to San Fran on the no. 1 I said 'Mary, you're the prettiest girl that I ever saw. Wouldn't you like to come home with me to Oregon?' Mary, Mary You can do it any way that you like Mary, Mary But wont you stay until the end of the night Mary, you do whatever you please Be whatever kind of woman you wanna be Oh Mary, I just wish you wouldn't make a Fool out of me I first noticed she was some kinda strange in the bedroom She liked to make me crossdress after Sunday lunch But I didn't protest 'cause i look good in a dress and whats the point in getting bent out of shape When theres a lady in red at the end of your bed who's gonna give it just as good as she takes Oh Mary, Mary You can do it any way that you like Mary, Mary But wont you stay until the end of the night Mary, you do whatever you please Be whatever kind of woman you wanna be Oh Mary, I just wish you wouldn't make a Fool out of me