Well, I think if furries wanna be animals
Then we have the right to hunt them
Shut up, bitch!
2 AM on Saturday night
I just got a new fursona feeling pretty tight
Getting hundreds of messages from furries wanting sex
All the pics that they send are just from Jasonafex (Ew!)
Thousands of dollars are going down the drain
Just to wear a bunch of cloth that will bring a lotta pain
It's such a fuckin shame that I didn't buy stocks
But what has kept me sane was a femboy fox
They're so sexy
Would they ever let me
Cuddle them in bed
And lemme have their spaghetti
Kiss me hug me
Would they ever get me
Lemme be their puppy
I want them to pet me
There better be no tension
When we're at the next convention
Pay attention when you're dancing
Ministration when you're prancing
There's no regulation (Bruh Sound Effect #2.wav)
Where's the moderation (Hello?)
Yeah there's public urination (Yummy!)
And masturbation (Yuck!)
All this intoxication is pure degeneration
It feels like suffocation and there is no coordination (Snare!)
All this frustration from miscommunication
Discrimination made in illustrations? (What the fuck, man?)
They're so sexy
Would they ever let me
Cuddle them in bed
And lemme have their spaghetti
Kiss me hug me
Would they ever get me
Lemme be their puppy
I want them to pet me
For legal reasons, I am obliged to
State that I'm not a furry, okay?
I'm definitely not a furry, alright?
I only heavily associate with several-
Wait, no. Okay. Uh, cut that part out.
Seriously, I'm not a furry, please.
Oh God. I'm just a cat.
They're so sexy
Would they ever let me
Cuddle them in bed
And lemme have their spaghetti
Kiss me hug me
Would they ever get me
Lemme be their puppy
I want them to pet me
I am a fucking femboy fox
Put your penis inside of me
Hey um, I really love your art, and uh,
I-I was wondering if you take requests?
I'll pay you in exposure!
No!