I've been meditating I've been praying, waiting patiently For me to change But yoga doesn't work I'm no less of a jerk Still angry at the world As I'm reaching for the floor Yoga doesn't work I wish it was the cure But it just makes me sore Might be broken but I'm hoping It's that yoga doesn't work No-ooh (no-ooh), no-ooh (no-ooh) Yoga doesn't work Think I must've lost my zen When I take a deep breath in Shut my eyes and count to ten I can only get to seven Never got how downward dog Was supposed to make me calm Maybe I just do it wrong 'Cause it only makes my face red I've been meditating I've been praying, waiting patiently For me to change But yoga doesn't work I'm no less of a jerk Still angry at the world As I'm reaching for the floor Yoga doesn't work I wish it was the cure But it just makes me sore Might be broken but I'm hoping It's that yoga doesn't work No-ooh (no-ooh), no-ooh (no-ooh) Yoga doesn't work ♪ No-ooh, no-ooh Yoga doesn't work