I can't believe we're finally alone I can't believe I almost went home What are the chances? Everyone's dancing And he's not with you (mm-mm-mm-mm) The universe must have divined this What am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist? I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus, all my clothes would fit ♪ I could be a better boyfriend I don't need to tell you twice All the ways he can't suffice If I could give you some advice I would leave with me tonight The universe must have divined this, mm Ladies first, baby, I insist I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus, all my clothes would fit ♪ I could be a better boyfriend than him I could be a better boyfriend I never would have left you alone Here on your own, glued to your phone Never would have left you alone For someone else to take you home I could be a better boyfriend than him Do the shit that he never did Baby, believe me, mm Ladies first, baby, I insist I could be a better boyfriend than him (ooh) I could do the shit that he never did (yeah) Up all night, I won't quit Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus, all my clothes would fit