Everything was in there that you'd wanna see Corned beef and onions and true love Turnips and tinned tomatoes Parsnips and a few potatoes A couple extra blessings from above Now this here mingle-mangle was my best one yet A big old bad goulash worth waitin' for And I'm just about to dip my can Taste some brotherhood of man When I get a feelin' that there's a flaw Who put old pigweed in the mulligan? Was it you? Who put old pigweed in the mulligan stew? I close my eyes for just a minute, what do you do? Who put old pigweed in the mulligan stew? In the mulligan, in the mulligan, in the mulligan stew? You won't find self-improvement or philosophy In a dumpster sittin' by the kitchen door There's plenty leek and humble pie Ain't too much ham on rye Sometimes I wonder what I'm lookin' for But a spoonful of forgiveness goes a long, long way And we all should do our best to get along Add a pinch of kindness crumblin' To your lovin', dumplin' okra for thickenin' When something's wrong But who put old pigweed in the mulligan? Was it you? Who put old pigweed in the mulligan stew? I close my eyes for just a minute, what do you do? Who put old pigweed in the mulligan stew? Who put old pigweed in the mulligan stew? In the mulligan, in the mulligan, in the mulligan stew In the mulligan, in the mulligan stew