Stop fooling yourself, there ain't no future in it But don't be acting like somebody else every couple of minutes Cause there's a time coming, the meter's running Lord knows, you're gonna want to stop fooling Open up your eyes and maybe see how that goes They say it helps a man visualize what's right in front of his nose And there's a time coming, meter's running Lord knows, you're gonna want to have 'em open A list of things to do today I write 'em down and I throw 'em away It looks about the same as the list from yesterday Shut your big mouth, baby, maybe just one time And everybody won't see how greatly your mouth outweighs your mind Cause there's a time coming, the meter's running Lord knows, you're gonna want to shut up, aw Yeah, a list of things to do today I write 'em down and I throw 'em away It looks about the same as the list from yesterday Crack a smile, lift a finger, do something wild, criticize a singer What else was it? Attention span, hey, check out the beer commercial Check it out Yeah, a list of things to do today I don't remember what I wanted to say It looks about the same as the list of yesterday Talk about a list of things to do List of things to do I wish I still had the list I wrote down yesterday Things to do today, things to do today