They're gonna take your money They're gonna break your heart Gonna wake up quarter past one wondering where they are They'll leave you second guessing exactly what you did Ooh, having kids Sometimes they're little angels Then they're Genghis khan They think that they know everything Then they can't get their pants back on That family in the picture ain't exactly what it is Ooh, having kids You might as well kiss goodbye The feeling you might Never worry about a thing 'Cause it's good but it's hard When a piece of your heart Breaks off and grows some wings One more kiss, please, daddy Before you say goodnight The way she keeps on smiling when you walk her down the aisle You'll take every heartache 'Cause it don't get better than this Ooh, having kids Ooh, having kids