This song falls in the category of those songs Where protagonists feel sorry for themselves Except, I'm not the protagonist I am the antagonist who messes everything up The clouds above cast a gloom of fear and dread But we shall overcome the obstacles ahead It's just so I'm no protagonist I am the antagonist who messes everything up Messes everything up, messes everything up And I, wouldn't you like to know? Yes I, oh wouldn't you like Oh wouldn't you like, oh wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Look at him and his woes, as he hangs his head so low His companions by his side I have a gloomy crow I admit I envy the protagonist But I am the antagonist who messes everything up So I plot and I scheme in every way I can To obstruct the protagonist from getting to the end Alas, I'm not the protagonist I am the antagonist who messes everything up! Messes everything up, messes everything up And I, nobody wants to know Yes I, oh nobody wants Oh nobody wants, oh nobody wants to know Nobody wants, nobody wants, nobody wants to know Nobody wants to know, oh nobody wants to know Yes I, wouldn't you like to know? Yes I, oh wouldn't you like Oh wouldn't you like, oh wouldn't you like to know Wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Oh,wouldn't you like to know?