Some people try to keep Something alive After it's gone After it dies They try all kinds of things Like taking off rings Swaping up keys Seeing who swings I'm happy to say you and i got no problem Baby i just wanted you to know I don't wanna have a threesome I don't want you sleepin' With nobody else I don't wanna be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself No sometimes at night After the kids are in bed I'm changing the channels And you're surfing the web I stumble on that show With all of those ladies Doing all of those things Acting all crazy I don't know how they manage to do all that damage We barely have enough time to kiss I don't wanna have a threesome I don't want you sleepin' With nobody else I don't wanna be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself I got enough spice In this family life I don't need an affair with a friend I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again So I'll get away You can slip away too I'll meet you at three Or then I'll meet you at two We know just where to go We know just what to do It's perfect that way Just me and you I don't wanna have a threesome I don't want you sleepin' With nobody else I don't wanna be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself I got enough spice In this family life I don't need an affair with a friend I don't wanna have a threesome I don't wanna have a threesome I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again