You can't blend in down in San Jacinto With long blond hair and an orange El Camino But two things I never thought I'd need to get by A 38 special and an alibi Ah, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked, well, it's close enough I thought I was good and maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does There's a thunderhead falling in the rear view mirror Every time I check it's a little bit nearer Whatever I guess I learned But I never heard of anyone that didn't deserve it Oh, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked, well, it's close enough I thought I was good and maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does Something had to happen something had to be done And it turns out I'm pretty good with a gun Well it doesn't make it right, but it is what it is And any mama in the world would have done what I did Hey, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked, well, it's close enough I thought I was good and maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does I thought I was good and maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does You can't blend in down in San Jacinto With long blond hair and an orange El Camino