Came here to see you yesterday But the maid said you weren't home So I came around today again No, no, I didn't want to phone It's rather a personal thing You'll see what I mean Your husband might be glad to know Your past has not been clean Blackmail, it's just a simple case of give and take And it's blackmail, anyone can make a small mistake And it's blackmail, it's just another case of you give and I take Oh what a lovely house you have It must have cost you quite a sum With all your maids, with all your maids And household help to get your cleaning done All you need are some photographs to hang upon the wall I have some here for you to see, I'm sure you'll buy them all Blackmail, it's just a simple case of give and take And it's blackmail, anyone can make a small mistake And it's blackmail, it's just another case of you give and I take Sorry for the trouble I know you've things to do Let's keep it short and sweet I'm sure we'll meet again soon Blackmail, it's just a simple case of give and take And it's blackmail, anyone can make a small mistake And it's blackmail, it's just another case of you give and I take Blackmail, blackmail . . .