All you ladies of the night
Stop buzzing my phone
I'm a happily married man
So just leave me alone
You're never gonna do me
You're never gonna screw me
You're never gonna get a chance to really stick it to me
I'm taken
And you're shakin, shakin, shakin
I'm taken
And you're achin, achin, achin
I won't be makin love
To no one but my wife
So keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
No no nooooo
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
No no no no no no no
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
No no, hell no, no way
Last May I met a girl
Who was a chubby chaser
She chased me all the way up the California coast
And then I met her friend
Who was a chuckle fucker
I thank the dear lord she didn't laugh at my jokes, cuz
I'm taken
And you're quakin, quakin, quakin
I'm taken
And you're breakin, breakin, breakin
I won't be makin love
To no one but my wife
So keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
I hate to break it to ya, hun
But yer not gettin me in bed
Unless you're the one
I've already wed
Apologies, Christie Brinkley
I'm so sorry, Gigi Hadid, but
I'm taken
And you're bakin, bakin, bakin
I'm taken
And you're forsaken, saken, saken
I won't be makin love
To no one but my wife
So keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass
Ya keep your mitts off my ass
Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass