Well you gotta come to the party right now
Somethin is in the air
We're all having the time of our life
You know everyone is there
We got rockin Davey and swimmin Jill
Tiny Tony is watchin the grill
We got Dusty Donna and Slimy Greg
And a couple of shitheads pumpin the keg
Sneaky Diane well she's a-sneakin around
Drowsy Roger is down on the ground
Ronda Rousey, she's even here too
She was kickin and punchin and askin bout you
It's a full-blown free-for-all
Yeah it's wild and it's crazy
Everybody's really crazy
Playin grab-ass and doin our thing
Saw a french fry fuck an onion ring
Full-blown free-for-all for one and all
Naked Nadine is runnin round in the buff
Muddy Mac is touchin my dad's stuff
I really hate to say it, things are outta control
Slam Dunk Dina broke the toilet bowl
It was a full-blown free-for-all
Yeah it's wild, yeah it's crazy
Big ol party, really crazy
The coast guard came and they called the cops
The onion ring's pregnant with a tater tot
Full-blown free-for-all, for one and all
And everybody is dancin
We're disco dancin
Don't you love disco?
Yes, you do
We think disco's funny
Cuz we're disco fools
Every once in a while
It's fun to disco
It's a little joke
To be a disco fool
And everybody's laughin
At our funny moves
Woo
It was a full-blown free-for-all
It was wild, it was crazy
So insaney, cops complainy
It was chaos, goin ape shit
Goin bat shit, I'm a fat shit
It was weird