Oh ya studied at the finest schools
And ya summered by the flyest pools
But ya haven't thought of quite everything little miss socialite
Oh your daddy's compound's in old St. Bart's
And your momma's condo's got nouveau art
But have you even considered this? Take us with you
Take us with you
Take us with you
Please
Little miss socialite
Oh we hear you took a trip right out to Ibiza
I wasn't there, nor Jeff or Mike either
Did you really think we wouldn't wanna be there?
What?
Oh ya watched some films at a fest in Cannes
We'd have gladly driven out in our van
If ya'd Fandango'd us three tickets
Take us with you
Take us with you
Geez
Little miss socialite
Oh
Everybody in the Poconos knows
When you go to Aspen or Stowe
Ya gotta, at the very least, put us on a
Amtrak
Plus we heard your education really paid off
Ya got your own non-profit with its own write-offs
Well, look no further, baby
We're accepting donations
Make us rich too
Make us rich too
All three
Little miss philanthropist
Yo