Aaaaaa
Aaaa
Aaaa
Aaaa
Ohhh
You say we've hit rock bottom
And we should go dry out
You say we have a problem
We say we have our doubts
Let's make sure
Before we get dramatic
Before we throw around words like wino and addict
We'll go out tonight
We'll make totally certain
So if you weren't right you won't live with the burden
Let us test the max of our BACs
Let us tap the last of these rockies
Give us just one day
Give us back our keys
We'll make Buster and Dave's
Look like Charlie Cheese
Just one bender
Just one time
Just one quick one
Then we'll go dry
It'll be like Eat Pray Love
But no prayers, just drugs
And three jackasses instead of Julia
Three little Houdinis
Disappearin martinis
In our mouths and it doesn't even fool ya
We're like the Wolf of Wall Street
But instead it's Duvall Street
And rather than stocks it's daiquiris
Just like Jimmy Buffett
But our songs never play
And our credit cards always bounce back at me
Crusin all around
Duck back down every alley
Cover more ground than Sir Rand McNally
Coaster to coaster
Mile after mile
And like Robin Leach we're gonna go out in style
I got a Gucci foam dome
And a Pac Sun sash
Louis Vuitton barf bag
Full of Hasbro cash
Just one bender
Just one time
Just one quick one
To say goodbye
One last bender
One last try
One last relapse
Then we'll go cry