I I've got a custom Continental Made in 1965 But with a "save the planet" sticker That makes it kind of hard to drive I got a big house full of apples And I'm a big fan of both kinds I know one can keep the doctor away And one can sure mess with your mind It's the best of times It's the worst of times Might not change the world But I'm changin' mine Channel 19 swears Our best days are behind But not mine Oh, not mine And my toys are made in China My guitars in Mexico My frozen food comes from Japan Give me a dog from Chicago I need to take myself to Yellowstone Climb up to that Blue Ridge too Remind myself of what's beautiful About the big red, white and blue It's the best of times It's the worst of times Might not change the world But I'm changin' mine Channel 19 swears Our best days are behind But not mine Not mine Well, I woke up this morning I got down on my knees to pray 'Cause my end time is done run out But my calendar's full of days It's the best of times It's the worst of times Might not change the world But I'm changin' mine The breaking news reports Our best days are behind But not mine, Oh! Not mine Ohh, not mine Whoa, not mine Ha! Ha! Whoa, not mine