One, two, three, four Oh, you get me ready in your '56 Chevy Why don't we go sit down in the shade? Take shelter on my front porch The dandelion sun scorching Like a glass of cold lemonade I will do the laundry If you pay all the bills Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone Why don't you stay the evening? Kick back and watch the TV And I'll fix a little something to eat Oh, I know your back hurts from working on the tractor How do you take your coffee my sweet? I will raise the children If you pay all the bills Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone? I am wearing my new dress tonight But you don't, but you don't even notice me Say our goodbyes Say our goodbyes Say our goodbyes We finally sell the Chevy when we had another baby And you took that job in Tennessee You made friends at the farm You'd join them at the bar almost every single day of the week I will wash the dishes While you go have a beer Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where is my Marlboro Man? Where is his shiny gun? Where is my lonely ranger? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, yippy-yi, yippy-yay Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, yippy-yi, yippy-yay Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, yippy-yi, yippy-yay Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, ya-ya-ya, yay, ya-ya-yay