Walk in like a fistful of bottle rockets It's only the flints on my back pocket You've never seen what you gonna see And you won't believe when you see it But it's only me I'm your leading man, uh-huh Up front like the leader of the band, yeah The one thing ya must understand, uh-huh You got to draw a line in the sand, yeah For the leading man ♪ Rip rollin' on the rug and it's alright Slip slidin' in the truck and it's all night You're gonna feel what you're gonna feel And it's gonna feel, yeah, feel alright, yeah I'm your leading man, uh-huh Up front like the leader of the band, yeah The one thing ya must understand, uh-huh You got to draw a line in the sand, yeah For the leading man ♪ Got those alligators on the corner acting up And the bravest has a hole on the back of his drum He's a snake skin lizard to the tip of his tongue Hold my gun and tell me where you're from I'm your leading man, uh-huh Up front like the leader of the band, mmm-hmm The one thing ya must understand, yeah I got to draw a line in the sand, yeah I'm the leading man All you suckers get the back of my hand Dudes run while the pretty girls stare Don't hate me for the way the chips land I'm your leading man Up front like the leader of the band, yeah