Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long tall Sally Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie One day while I was visit'n at HeartBreak Hotel That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes Well at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight 'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy and I love her still She's my feedback tutti fruiti and I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes Well at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight 'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fannie is my hearts desire Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire Short Fat Fannie well I love her so I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go