The fiddles 're squeekin', the guitars 're speakin' The piano plays a jelly-roll The man on the drum is out from dumb And the bassman, he plays from his soul The tables 're quakin' and your nerves 're shakin' But you keep on beggin' for more You keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor You keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky -tonk hardwood floor There's a waitress handy and she don't sell candy And she don't sell soda pop And there's a fat bartender who's there to serve you If you really wanna blow your top If you got no money then there's a little honey She's a girl that you'll adore So keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor You keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky-tonk hardwood floor Your payday's Saturday, you're broke on Sunday On Monday you're feelin' sour You got two black eyes that you picked up from a little guy The night before So you swear off to drinkin' but when you get to thinkin' 'Bout the goodtimes you had, oh Lord You keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor On a honky-tonk hardwood floor You keep a havin' your fun, you lucky son of a gun On a honky-tonk hardwood floor