Ev'ryone is trying to get to the bar The name of the bar called Heaven Now the band in Heaven Play my favorite song They play it once again They play it all night long Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens There's a party, everyone is there Everyone will leave at exactly the same time It's hard to imagine that nothing at all Could be so exciting, could be so much fun Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens When this kiss is over it will start again It will not be any different, It will be exactly the same It's hard to imagine that nothing at all Could be so exciting, could be so much fun Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens