I wrote a song, it's seven minutes long and it's about you
Changed some letters in your name, so it's not all about you
When it's on the radio, just know that it's about you
I accidentally took some sewing scissors to your t-shirt
I cut my broken heart, right out the middle of your t-shirt
Took it to good will, if you still want your t-shirt
Maybe I'm stupid for stooping so low
Inconsequential or irrational
Know I should care, but I really don't care
At least you can't say that, I'm not self-aware
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty
I lost a little weight, chopped off some bangs and I went blonder
Saw you at a party and you stared a little longer
Acting like you want me back, I'm a goner
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty
(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)
Just so you know, I'm petty
(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) no shame in my game
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) 'cause boy, we're the same
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) no shame in my game
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) 'cause boy, we're the same
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lacking maturity, maybe you've heard of me
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know, I'm petty
♪
(I'm petty)
(It's kinda working for me, it's kinda working for me)