There once was a group with Liam and Niall Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? They lived with Zayn and their room was vile Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Did you know, Harry's such a slob? He needs to win X Factor 'cause he can get a job And Oh, Louis needs a boat He dresses like he owns one, 'cause he's got not other clothes They really need your vote Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Mick Jagger could be Harry's Dad Vas happenin' Mum? Vas happenin' Mick? When Liam's sing he makes his face look sad Vas happenin' song? Vas happenin' sad? And Zayn's the master of echoes Echo echo echo And Niall was raised by leprechauns So he won't ever grow And Oh, Louis needs that boat He dresses like he owns one And it's becoming a joke They really need your vote Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' boys? Vas happenin' Bob? Bob Bobidy Bidy Bob Bob Bidy Vas happenin'?