It's come to my attention That I don't show enough of what I think It's only when I drink, I open up But I promise that I love you Even with that hair-do I'm sorry I made fun of it It's not your fault it looks like shit I have never tolerated someone for so long I've never laughed so much I haven't written a sad song There's no one else I'd rather fall asleep with and dream with You're my best friend in the world ♪ When we're 98 and 99 Tumbling down the stairs You'll barely catch me in time We'll argue on about what to watch on TV Finally, pick a movie, then we'll fall asleep We'll still be a little bit strange Some things never change It's funny 'cause you drive me half-insane A universe without you would be thoroughly mundane There's no one else I'd rather fall in love with and that is My best friend in the world You're my best friend in the world